funfrom4chan:

To Infinity

(Source: givemeinternet, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

funfrom4chan:

and beyond

(Source: givemeinternet, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

(via zillyshit)

— 100,294 plays

kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

logicsomething:

jewliankushablancas:

pastelprincessish:

"kill all - "

i’m going to stop you right there you lil shit

#unless ur gonna end that sentence with “wasps”

fuck wasps

NOT BEES THOUGH

bees are fuzzbutts

no it’s wasps

always

wasps

(via zillyshit)

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

(via hegetarianthevegetarian)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via hegetarianthevegetarian)

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

(via dweebscar)

OPEN QUESTION

ARE HOT DOGS SANDWICHES

I’M IN A GROUP CHAT AND SOMEBODY BROUGHT IT UP AND NOW EVERYBODY’S YELLING

HELP ME

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(via egberts)