everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
"kill all - "
i’m going to stop you right there you lil shit
#unless ur gonna end that sentence with “wasps”
NOT BEES THOUGH
bees are fuzzbutts
no it’s wasps
THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA
they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!
NO AND ITS BULLSHIT
YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
ARE HOT DOGS SANDWICHES
I’M IN A GROUP CHAT AND SOMEBODY BROUGHT IT UP AND NOW EVERYBODY’S YELLING
i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES