deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

(via pizza)

— 1,300,239 plays

bbybeardontcare:

figleafbicarbonate:

(Source: micthemicrophone, via discodick)

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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(via genghis-kanye)

raybucho:

eruditetyro:

pretend

a trillion motherfucking dollars

bitch i will actively be gay for a year

(via siriuslyscrewedup)

deviliciousdorian:

My mom’s husband: Everyone in the past was so proper. 

Me: 

Ha. 

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Ha. 

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Ha.image

Ha.

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HA.image

HA.image

HA.

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No.

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meatbicyclevevo:

dennys:

This bike may not have been the fastest, but it was the most delicious. A real Tour de French Toast situation here.

Denny’s what the fuck

(via booty-wurm)

avas-poltergeist:

youve-been-daft-punkd:

commit-seppuku-konoyaro:

fabflyingfox:

johntgonzales:

crocketingsolly:

johntgonzales:

trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?

"I can help"

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this means something. right?

[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]

this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever

[PUNCHES A WINDOW]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO.

(via geeses)

morgan4816:

geometricdeathtrap:

noemail:

PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT SPACE BAFFLE ME LIKE THEY JUST FOUND A PLANET WHERE IT RAINS GLASS AND IT RAINS SIDEWAYS ITS LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN U NOT CARE IF U CANT BE EXCITED ABOUT SPACE GET OUT MY FACE

THERE IS A SUPER MASSIVE CLOUD OF DRINKABLE ALCOHOL FLOATING AROUND IN SPACE AND FROM WHAT WE CAN TELL SO FAR IT’S RASPBERRY FLAVORED OKAY

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(via siriuslyscrewedup)

— 514,017 plays

sakibatch:

kagays:

pjberri:

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I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

WHAT

(via agentrodgers)